Apparently my blog doesnt like to tell me when it doesnt freaking post the posts that i type... I had a huge post from the other day and now i have to remember it all because it decided ot be lame.
Well it has been a while again since I hav posted. Today and yesterday I posted and I was feeling good about the fact that i have updated twice in a row.... Minus hte fact that the freaking thing didn't take my entry... POS.
Anyways. Homecoming was alright. Minus the fact that my date always wanted me to dance, and well hey I don't know about you but freak dancing in my opinion is sex wiht your clothes on. I have only done it 4 times in my life. Maybe I don't do it because I'm not really into the person im doing it with I don't know but don't get on my ass if I don't and don't say I don't dance... thats not dancing thats fucking on stage. JustFYI.
Moving on, The State FAir was badass.
The day started with an original plan to go to Fry's.
Paul and I discuss this plan and about Noon rolls around and still we haven't gone. Paul is called by Matt who says him, Geoff, and Sam are headed up the the State fair. Paul asks if i would like to go, I wanted too but it took my badass convincing of the folks to allow me to go. Anywho, so we all meet up at pauls and head up to the state fair. Now most poeple go to the fair to spend money we had no intention of such a hideous thing. We head up to Dallas and get off the highway. WE get lost and we are in a mood of utter Hysterical laughing with Matt's extreme driving and Geoffs lack of regard for road sign's and the way they clank when shot with an Airsoft gun... Lots of Airsoftedness, it was so great. So we start driving thru Dallas with myself and Paul yelling "FAIR, you know where ther Fair is?!" at random peds. We pull up to a stop light to have a homeless African Crack Junkie standing there having random spazm's and listeing to a CD player. It looked like a roosters bucking of the head back and forth I think he was dancing. Any how, paul yells like the smart white guy he is "HEY, You know there the Fair is.?" The guy Spaz's his way over to matt's car only to tell us what we already knew, and to ask us for "$3 to get on a bus to Fort Worth." Not wanting to get shot and getting a green light, Matt throws him Two and floors it. Paul... your Still owe Matt $2. We get to the fair and the only money we spent is for parking at this point $8, and then the little homeless incident. So as we walk into the fair Matt and Geoff are scared to see a woman checking people with a Metal detecting wand, and they both scramble to think of ways toget their knifes in. She scans us all, and we walk in. We then are confronted by two ladies whom are leaving and they give us Three food stamps. Score, three food Stamps which we later used to buy a bag of chips. At that moment on we decide that we weren't going to spend a Dime at the Fair. We meander aimlessly and answer some random phone calls and wind up at some "Free" booth. WE weren't going to spend anything so we were like "FREE" Alrighty lets go. It turns out to be this baptist church with this really weird Biker dude who tells us, we are all going to hell, and that we are all fucking lost without his word... but if we say a prayer that he gave us, we will be ok. *Shrugs* We all start to laugh and walk off and tehn paul and Geoff realize that we didnt get our free shit. So they go back to the booth and Goeff gets saved... *Rolls on Floor* Geoff/Jesus... Anyways, we make our way to the car show. Personally I was meandering around and getting the brochures and making myself a hefty stack if i do say so myself,(Which i left in MAtts Car), and i get lost. I call paul and ask where he is and he says "Winning a Million Dollars". WHA!?! I make my way to the Dodge side where i had just been and there are Geoff Sam, Matt, and Paul, scanning anything with magnetic strips on this computer that is feeding them cards. The cards you took to a Dodge dealership and they would mark a value on them that would be either 5.00 $500, $1000 $10000 $100000 or $1000000. No matter what we are going to get $5. Sweet! I start scanning everything else in my wallet and add my tickets to the groups. After we are done we have some 21 odd Cards. $155 at least... not bad for free. We then decide to leave and make out way to a Dodge dealer and or Wendy's. We get out of that park and are driving to wendy's with added Airsoftedness and the last light before Wendy's we see another homeless guy. Paul rolls up his window and apparently this guy is offended by that and Gets all mad, and starts to come towards MAtts car. Lucky for us the light turnsgreen just then and Matt takes off. After that some other stuff happened which was pretty funny but yea, the best part was we got to Dodge and hand the guy a ticket... he's like sure ill fill that out.... he comes back.... *Geoff hands him 20 more* "can you do those too... im sorry but yea... " the guys eyes light up. "Shit man that's a lot.." he fills them out, and they all happen to be worth $5. Hey no complaints here thats $20 I didn't have before, and I didnt spend a dime at the fair so i made $20 in this deal. But yea. My post today is lame but its funny to me, and if it would have taken yesterdays it would have been better, but... it didnt and im too burned out from PSAT to even continue typing so. Im out.
Random Thought of The Day:
Canadian French Chicks are Hott
